Saturday, 29 August 2015

Writing - 10 things for the end of August

This week's news certainly has a male/female bias.


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1. It is possible to have orgasms in your left foot.

What can I say? Why not the right foot? How on earth can you achieve that? (Did I really ask that?). How do they know?
This was reported in the New York Times and it comes from a tale about a Dutch lady in 2010 who began to have sensations similar to a climax during sex, but in her left foot!


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2. Only 0.007% as many women as men checked messages on Ashley Madison.

I can proudly say that I know nothing about this!!!


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3. Daniel Craig uses Pedialyte, a medicine used to treat children with diarrhoea, as a hangover cure.

Probably contains a version of paracetamol easily digestible for delicate stomachs.


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4. US astronauts drink recycled urine on the International Space Station but Russian astronauts do not.

So the Russians weren't taking the p***!


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5. The formula for the perfect poohstick is PP = A x I x Cd.


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6. Liverpool is the city where the most fake tan is sold in the UK.

Bought by one woman!


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7. More than 100 billion billion Earth-like planets might exist.

I also might have the winning lottery numbers this week!


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8. People called Patel are disproportionately likely to own or run a motel in the US.

Corner shops in the UK.


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9. More than a football field of land is lost every hour in Louisiana's wetlands in the US.

Oops! Is this the right type of football field?


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10. In 1887, just 248 of 1,000 female-only seats on England's Great Western Railway were taken up, while more than 5,000 women used the smoking cars.

Is it something to do with the left foot?


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God Bless