Friday, 16 March 2012

Funny Friday

Just thought I'd share this and perhaps make someone out there smile!

 Before Marriage
John: - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: - Do you want me to leave?
John: - NO! Don't even think about it.
Jane: - Do you love me?
John: - Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane: - Have you ever cheated on me?
John: - NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane: - Will you kiss me?
John: - Every chance I get!
Jane: - Will you hit me?
John: - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane: - Can I trust you?
John: - Yes
Jane: - Darling!
After Marriage
Read from the bottom to the top

It made me laugh! Humour is a very personal thing. 

God bless