An offering for #PromptMonday
Did you ever bite an apple and find a wriggly worm,
or eat a ripe banana that made your tummy squirm?
Did you have to visit the dentist to have a crown repair,
because you bit too hard on a pip from a juicy pair?
Did you order a salad in a café and share it with a caterpillar,
or eat an avocado that tasted like Polyfilla?
Have you never learned the dangers of eating too much fruit?
That with a surfeit of good things off to the loo you’ll shoot!
A brighter idea would seem to me to leave the evil fruit on the tree!
©David L Atkinson June 2014