Friday, 6 March 2015

Writing - How history influences all of our lives

I was impressed by an email received today concerning the influence of history on the most sophisticated operations we have around today.

A section of the Canadian railway

I remember as a child at school being taught about railways and Stephenson's Rocket, transport and railway tracks. We were taught about the gauge of the tracks and the fact that there were parts of the world that didn't have the same gauge which fairly obviously would have a knock on effect for travelling from country to country. However, although I have learned the reason for the standard gauge, the history of the gauge we weren't told and yet it was so important. Read on.

The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates designed the U.S. Railroads.

Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

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Why did 'they' use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jig and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular Odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England, because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.

Image result for rutted cart track
So, who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
 And the ruts in the roads?

Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.

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Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing.

Therefore, the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot.
In other words, bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a specification, procedure,
or process, and wonder, 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses.

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Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, you will notice that there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs built in Utah.

Image result for space shuttle on launch pad

The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit larger, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass!

Now you know, Horses' Asses control almost everything.......

It's almost like a game of consequences and yet the above article is the result of fastidious research and a dash of logical thinking. In fact the gauge was standardised in the UK in 1846 with an act of parliament. From there the dissemination of the gauge across 60% of the world is down to British engineers building rail networks abroad and the subsequent export of rolling stock.

In fact the story about the Romans influence is a legend so there may be some truth in the tale but it would be difficult to prove. In England the Great Western Railway used a 7 foot gauge and the standard gauge was eventually adopted by all due to the number of miles of track already laid. 4 feet 8.5 inches was more common and therefore accepted as the standard.

God Bless