Saturday, 6 June 2015

Writing - 10 things we didn't know last week



There seems to be a theme running through this weeks news. No cute animals,  but rather rules and there interpretation.

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1. Taylor Swift walks backwards to frustrate the paparazzi.

Bully for her


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2. Chinese authorities consider the phrase "your mum" too coarse for the internet.


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3. Charles Kennedy's favourite Muppet was Gonzo.

RIP Charles
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4. Godzilla has Japanese citizenship.

I'm jealous.
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5. Husbands and wives (especially husbands) cheat more when their spouse earns much more money.


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6. Iceland has the world's happiest gay men.


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7. More cocaine goes down the toilet in London than in any other city in Europe.

Sounds like a good place for it


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8. There are four ways non-vegetarians mostly rationalise eating meat.

I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!


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9. Memories can survive cryogenic preservation.

How do we know?
I can't remember!


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10. You can be arrested for sitting and lying down in public in Honolulu.


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God Bless