Saturday, 20 June 2015

Writing - 10 things



A Happy Father's Day to all dad's out there, probably the most under-appreciated group in society!!!!
It's also the summer solstice and the longest day so spare a thought for Muslims who are currently fasting during daylight hours, Ramadan Mubarak

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1. Bees contribute more to the British economy than the monarchy.


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2. Oliver Cromwell supposedly called the Magna Carta the "Magna Farta" - he didn't like it.

Something we agree on!


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3. Most kangaroos are left-handed.


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4. The plot of Die Hard was hidden in the source code of Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush's website.

And this man could be the leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world!!!
Yippee kiyay mother f....r!


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5. Sunshine can boost the chances of pregnancy by up to a third.


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6. Baboon troops democratically decide which direction to go in.


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7. Rich people used the teeth of dead soldiers from the Battle of Waterloo as dentures in the 19th Century.

You rich people can afford everything that you deserve


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8. TV channels can be changed by mind-control when using a new remote headset.


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9. Andy Murray loves Mock the Week but not Game of Thrones.


And I should be bothered because ... ?
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10. Moon jellyfish that lose their arms will rearrange the remaining ones to make them symmetrical again.


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