Saturday, 17 October 2015

Writing - 10 more things

Seems like I need to drink black coffee, sport a tattoo and adopt a Glaswegian accent - 'Jimmy'


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1. People who like their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.

Is this not a chicken and egg situation?


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2. Traditional societies sleep on average for six hours and 25 minutes.

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3. It was normal for women in 18th and 19th-century China to have two husbands.


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4. American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.


Surely that is enough of a signal to the red-necks!
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5. People from Glasgow have the sexiest accent in the UK, according to Americans.


Sexy or unintelligible?
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6. The US still has not eradicated the plague.


Only 400 years behind!
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7. China is home to more billionaires than the US.


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8. Bees are attracted to caffeinated plants.


Gives them a bit of a buzz.
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9. The first humans to leave Africa went to China not Europe.


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10. People with tattoos are more aggressive and rebellious.


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God Bless