Saturday, 7 May 2016

Writing - 10 things from April

Some weird and wonderful animal stuff this week as well as equally weird human stuff.


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1. The Borrowers would be deaf, virtually blind and need to wear extremely thick coats.

Given that they are living in a dusty environment they probably suffer from asthma and hayfever but then as they are fictitious - whatever!


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2. A hamster called Marvin belongs to the Royal household.

As well as the dogs, cats and every other creature they have been given or that has crawled into their dwellings.


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3. The Orcadian island of Mama Westray doesn't exist, but it has a very professional-looking tourist brochure.

Very creative.


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4. Labradors might be hard-wired to overeat.

Me too but the doctors don't believe me!


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5. Cycling is always the best option for your health in London, but not in Dehli, Doha or Karachi.

Its good healthy exercise wherever you are.


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6. Spanish bishops consider it a sin to illegally download films.

'Shhh! Don't tell his Holiness that I downloaded Fast and Furious 7!


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7. Air rage is more common on flights with a first-class cabin.

A better class of rage.
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8. There aren't enough people in the world to literally cry a river, but if each cried 55 tears they could fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool.

This is daft but surely it depends on the size of the river. If you filled a couple of swimming pools then drained them down a water course would that not constitute a river?


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9. Crocodile eyes are fine-tuned for lurking.

This is not a croc its the wife.


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10. Two-dollar bills are legal tender in the US, but not everybody knows that.

Send them to me!

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God Bless