Sunday, 22 May 2016

Writing - 10 things from last week

There are some seriously crazy ideas in this weeks news, plus the mundane of no interest variety.

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1. British artists accounted for one in every six LPs sold worldwide last year

Quality always floats to the top


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2. Green light can help migraine sufferers

Wouldn't that depend upon the type of green light?


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3. The Chinese government fabricates nearly 490 million social media posts every year

So that's what they're all doing!

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4. Google is patenting a "sticky" technology so that pedestrians who get hit by self-driving cars will stick to them rather than bounce off

A little like a 'person vacuum'


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5. Heathrow airport has an annual points-based "noise budget"

Which it overspends upon everyday.


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6. Mars was once devastated by 50-metre high tsunamis

Until God pulled the plug on the water


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7. The spice turmeric may help stave off dementia

You'll end up with a lot of yellow sane people.


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8. Fifty percent of 30-year-olds in Greece and Bulgaria live with their parents

We're getting there!


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9. People who watch porn more than once a week are likely to be more religious than those who watch it only a couple of times a month

Is that because they watch it religiously? I'll never look at our congregation in the same light ever again.


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10. Artisanal marijuana crab cakes have been developed in the US

At last I can cut down on the sweet stuff man!


God Bless