Saturday, 14 May 2016

Writing - 10 things we didn't know last week

Mites, moggies and modest vans attract the attention this week.

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1. There's such a thing as eye mites.


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2. The Hong Kong authorities glue pavement bricks down to stop protesters throwing them.

A truly sticky solution

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3. The world's oldest cat is 30.

So what?

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4. Teesside Airport rail station only has eight passengers a year pass through it.

Hardly worth opening

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5. You can potentially get a mobile signal while locked in a vault.

The reason for wanting to make a call from a vault is a stretch.


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6. Some Domino's pizza outlets can work out when regular customers are sick.

This is a stretch.


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7. Prince Charles treats his farm animals with homeopathy.

Cheap skate.


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8. Boris Johnson knows how to sing Ode to Joy in German.

Its a stretch having to sing it in any language.


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9. Buffalo sometimes need rescuing from roofs.

Only if you insist.

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10. It is possible - although illegal - to do 132mph in a Vauxhall Astra van.

Not in the slightest advisable either.


God bless