Saturday, 8 October 2016

Writing - 10 things we learned

Some fascinating takes on reality.

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1. Cod have regional accents.

Why aye man!


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2. At one US hospital, you get charged $39.35 (£31.63) to hold your baby after delivery.

Be warned you folk who are careless of the NHS


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3. An "immoral" hug can get you banned from the acting profession in Nigeria.

Ok so what is a moral hug?


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4. Men are more violent when there are more women around.

It goes right back to the most primitive of instincts


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5. Replacing the artificial colouring in blue M&Ms would require twice the current global supply of the natural alternative.

So find a different colour folks


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6. Male squirrels are lazy and females do all the work.

The true order of things!


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7. Silicon Valley start-up guru Sam Altman stores guns, gold and gas masks to prepare for surviving a major attack.

He can afford to!


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8. About 1.7% of the UK population identify as lesbian, gay or bisexual.

Just goes to show how over represented they are in the media


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9. Dinner with Donald Trump takes 45 minutes (and he does all the talking).

Two reasons for contracting indigestion


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10. You can run over a golf ball with a steamroller and still not damage it.

Damn - I'll have to think of other ways to end the world of the damned game.


God Bless