Saturday, 15 October 2016

Writing - 10 things

The no news news post.


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1. Close-protection security consultants work on the principle that a client should never be more than eight seconds from rescue.


That's why ordinary folk can never get an ambulance.
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2. One 19-year-old Donald Trump supporter is single-handedly distorting US polling averages.

He is a dangerous man and should be ignored.


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3. The world's top institution for undergraduates, measured by Nobel prize winners per 10,000 students, is the Ecole Normale Superieure in Paris.


Tres bon n'est pas


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4. You can be served a lawsuit via Twitter.


So you can delete it then!


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5. When fleeing a perceived threat, deer run either north or south.


Unless they're dyslexic.


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6. The ancient Greeks may have reached China 1,500 years before Marco Polo.


Weren't travelling by British Rail.


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7. Saddam Hussein had a secret "detention room" on New York's Upper East Side.


Home from home then


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8. Your doctor's political preferences can influence the treatment they recommend.


Oh dear!


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9. You can use the new plastic £5 note to play vinyl records.


I've grave doubts as to whether plastic fivers really exist. I've never had one.


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10. Snowboarding may have originated in Turkey.


Well done the Turks


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God Bless