Saturday, 1 April 2017

Writing - 10 bits of news

It seems that this week's items focus on hidden meanings.




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1. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a sensitive lover

Doesn't look possible


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2. Eating salt makes you need the loo more in the night

As well as pushing your blood pressure up.

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3. Canada is going to legalise marijuana "next July"

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4. The new £1 coins have a "hidden" security feature

Full face value perhaps?
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5. Mice have been living alongside humans for 15,000 years

Not in my house!!!!
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6. Eating fruit may be the key to the evolution of bigger brains in humans

Is this desperate science from vegans

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7. Gary Barlow is going to be in the next Star Wars film

Is it going to be a musical?

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8. Ketchup and brown sauce should be kept in the fridge

No room

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9. You will no longer be able to get heartburn and indigestion drugs on the NHS

No need

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10. Playing Tetris can help the recovery of trauma victims

Its so boring it induces coma


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God Bless